I’m pretty sure the calories I burn trying to get the ice cream out of the container cancels out the calories in the ice cream.
My math teacher called me average.
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
(Source: dutchster, via i-wish-you-never-left)